Lance Armstrong Obviously Misunderstood “Fartlek Training”
April Macie has been telling people how Lance Armstrong made a request to her.
The comedian is frequently on the Howard Stern radio show has said that she and a friend was out on the town in Los Angeles five years ago and they met up with Lance Armstrong and ended up back in his hotel room.
Macie said that this is when things started getting weird as she found her friend “just face deep in his a**hole.”
Macie joked with Stern and said “I was terrified.”
However she said that things then got weirder still when Lance asked if she wanted to join in.
“Like: ‘Do you want in on a round too? Of **hole eating? I got pretty for the evening. I didn’t know he was going to ask me to eat his ***hole later on.’ ”
Of course there isn’t anyway to know how much truth there is in the story as Macie did not offer verification and comedians after all do embellish for a joke.
Surely if the incident did occur then Armstrong would have locked the bedroom door.
However the story will no doubt be just the latest public embarrassment for Lance Armstrong. He was stripped of his Tour de France title and sponsors have abandoned him after he admitted that he used drugs that were performance enhancing. His popularity then plummeted.
The cyclist once compared himself to Bill Clinton, who was also a subject of a bedroom scandal.
“Ultimately, people forgive and forget and remember the good stuff you did,” Lance Armstrong told Texas Monthly. “Is it hard to do? Yeah. But Clinton did it. He loves to work, he loves people, and he loves to hustle.”
Armstrong said that he was a hero of his, a tough guy, smart and who surrounded himself with some good people. Then 10 years later and he was the president of the world, so it shows that it can be done.
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